Joan Rivers - Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For year...

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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

Joan Rivers

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Sagen Sie Ihren Kindern nicht, dass Sie eine leichte Geburt hatten oder dass sie Sie nicht respektieren. Ich weckte jahrelang meine Tochter und sagte: »Melissa, du hast mich in Stücke gerissen. Jetzt geh wieder schlafen. '

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