Joan Rivers - Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to op...

Joan Rivers Zitate

Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.

Joan Rivers

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Jeder Komiker ist wütend. Das Alter macht mich wütend. Ich bin nicht glücklich, Pakete nicht mehr öffnen zu können. Ich bin wütend, dass Bibliotheken weg sind. Ich hasse Kinder in Flugzeugen. Ich bin sehr flach, daher sind sie eher Kleinigkeiten. Um ehrlich zu sein, ich glaube, ich war wahrscheinlich an dem Tag, an dem ich geboren wurde, wütend über Windeln oder so.

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