Jeff Ross - Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's...

Jeff Ross Zitate

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

Jeff Ross

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Soll ich mich nach jedem Witz entschuldigen? Wenn es jemanden nicht beleidigt, ist es wahrscheinlich kein Witz. Es ist wahrscheinlich eine Beobachtung, die nicht lustig ist. Es muss jemanden irgendwo beleidigen.

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