Jeff Foxworthy - If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional ...

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

Jeff Foxworthy

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Wenn Sie jemals das Gefühl haben, die albernste, verrückteste und dysfunktionellste Familie der Welt zu haben, müssen Sie nur auf eine staatliche Messe gehen. Weil fünf Minuten auf der Messe, werden Sie gehen, Sie wissen, wir sind in Ordnung. Wir sind in der Nähe von Königen. '

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