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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

Jay London

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich ging in den Laden und kaufte Damenfinger. Als ich nach Hause kam, bemerkte ich, dass einer der Finger fehlte. Ich ging zurück in den Laden und der Manager war nett genug, um mir den Finger zu geben.

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