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Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.

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I saw a stationery store move.

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I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time.

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Do you know it was a year a ago today?

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They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.

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I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

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I was born nine months premature.

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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

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I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else.

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My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.

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People read me but they don't subscribe.

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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

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You know what burns me? Matches.

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A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.

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A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

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After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

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I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

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Does anybody know what I'm doing up here?

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Did you know that today will never be tomorrow.

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I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

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I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.

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I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

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I model irregular clothing.

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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

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I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.

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