Gilbert Gottfried - I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you hav...

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I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.

Gilbert Gottfried

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe immer das Gefühl, dass die meisten politischen Witze, wenn du sie machen willst, du sie innerhalb der nächsten fünf Minuten machen musst, sonst sind sie veraltet. Wenn Sie den Punkt erreicht haben, dass er stark ist, wäre er 12 Jahre alt.

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