Bruce Lenny Lustiges / Funny Nur / Only Puerto Puertorikanisch / Puerto Rican Ricanisch / Rican Vergleich / Comparison Weg / Way Wollen / Want
I don't call myself Latin, I call myself Puerto Rican.
I grew up dancing salsa - you know, a traditional Puerto Rican dance.
'Teen Beach Movie' was a lot of fun because we were in Puerto Rico on an island - you can't even call it work!
I was dancing for my grandpa from the time I was 4 or 5 years old in Puerto Rico.
I'm not messing with skiing. You can't get this Puerto Rican on the slope. Uh-uh.
I'm half Puerto Rican.
My mother's Puerto Rican and my father's Russian-Jewish, so we consider ourselves to be Jewricans or Puertojews. I think Puertojew sounds like a kosher bathroom, so I prefer Jewrican.
What I need is for comics to not cheapen out and just do what they think a bunch of bloodthirsty 15 year old fans want.
The first day that I get to Fort Myers, there was a newspaper down there. The newspaper said, 'Puerto Rican hot dog arrives in town.'
