Don Rickles - Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as...

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Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, 'Sir, I'm getting fed up with you. Either you watch, or I'm going to suck your neck,' or words to that effect, and suddenly people started to laugh.

Don Rickles

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Vor vielen, vielen Jahren stand ich auf der Bühne und erzählte schlechte Witze und machte Sophie Tucker als Identitätswechsel, und niemand sah auf; und plötzlich schaute ich hinunter und sagte: 'Sir, ich habe es satt mit dir. Entweder du guckst oder ich werde dir den Hals saugen, oder Worte dazu, und plötzlich fingen die Leute an zu lachen.

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