Demetri Martin - I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are li...

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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich liebe Frauen, aber ich habe das Gefühl, dass Sie einigen von ihnen nicht trauen können. Einige von ihnen sind Lügner. Als ob ich im Park war und ich dieses Mädchen traf, war sie süß und hatte einen Hund. Und ich ging zu ihr, wir fingen an zu reden. Sie hat mir den Namen ihres Hundes mitgeteilt. Dann sagte ich: Beißt er? Sie sagte nein.' Und ich sagte: 'Oh ja? Wie isst er dann? Lügner.

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