Chelsea Handler - I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the ch...

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I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job.

Chelsea Handler

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe einmal auf eine Gruppe von 10 Leuten gewartet, und ein Mann sammelte das Geld vom Scheck und gab mir $ 20 auf $ 600. Ich sagte ihm vor allen Leuten: "Juden wie Sie geben Juden wie mir einen schlechten Namen." Das war meine letzte Kellnerin.

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