Chelsea Handler - Every time I enter a country and have to write down my occupation at customs, I...

Chelsea Handler Zitate

Every time I enter a country and have to write down my occupation at customs, I'm like, 'I don't know... Author? Host? Writer? Stand-up?' I usually write 'author' - that's the safest bet.

Chelsea Handler

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Jedes Mal, wenn ich ein Land betrete und meinen Beruf beim Zoll aufschreiben muss, bin ich wie: "Ich weiß nicht ... Autor? Wirt? Schriftsteller? Aufstehen?' Ich schreibe normalerweise "Autor" - das ist die sicherste Wette.

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