Billy Gardell - I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bet...

Billy Gardell Zitate

I've been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy food in L.A. where the food is the size of a quarter and costs $40 - when I'm in Vegas, I want a steak!

Billy Gardell

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe versucht, auf mein Gewicht zu achten, aber wenn ich nach Las Vegas komme, sind alle Wetten gesperrt. Ich bekomme genug gesundes Essen in LA, wo das Essen die Größe eines Viertels hat und $ 40 kostet - wenn ich in Vegas bin, möchte ich ein Steak!

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