Andy Samberg Zitate

It's interesting: when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting, everyone's like, 'It's incredible. Get ready. It's magic. It's the most life-changing experience you'll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.' And then the second the baby comes, everyone's like, 'Welcome to hell! Ha ha ha! You fool!'

Andy Samberg

Deutsche Übersetzung

Es ist interessant: Wenn Ihre Frau schwanger ist und Sie erwarten, sagen alle: 'Es ist unglaublich. Sich fertig machen. Es ist Magie. Es ist die lebensverändernde Erfahrung, die Sie jemals haben werden. Bereite dich auf den Himmel vor. ' Und in der Sekunde, in der das Baby kommt, ist jeder wie 'Willkommen in der Hölle! Hahaha! Du Narr!'

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