Wanda Sykes - If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as c...

Wanda Sykes Zitate

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

Wanda Sykes

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Wenn etwas stinkt, sage ich, dass es stinkt. Aber ich versuche es ein wenig zu massieren und nicht so zu schneiden, komm mit einem Witz dahinter: Hey, ich schneide dich tief, aber lass mich jetzt ein paar Stiche in dich stecken.

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