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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Tim Allen

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Strom kann gefährlich sein. Mein Neffe versuchte einen Penny in einen Stecker zu stecken. Wer sagte, ein Penny würde nicht weit gehen, sah ihn nicht über diese Etage schießen. Ich sagte ihm, er sei geerdet.

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