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If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything.

Ron Shock

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Wenn die Bibel richtig ist und die Erde erst 6000 Jahre alt ist, bedeutet das, dass es keine Dinosaurier gab und Museums-Kuratoren mit uns rumgespielt haben. Oder die Dinosaurier waren hier und wir haben sie nie bemerkt. Oder viele Leute sahen sie, wollten aber nichts sagen.

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