Rob Schneider - A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does...

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A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

Rob Schneider

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Eine Frau kann in drei Sekunden lachen und weinen, und es ist nicht komisch. Aber wenn ein Mann es tut, ist das sehr beunruhigend. Die Art, wie ich es beschreiben würde, ist wie folgt: Ich durfte in das Haus der Frau, aber ich habe das Gefühl, dass sie mich nicht in die interessanten Räume lassen würden.

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