Maz Jobrani - You know how hard it's been to write material? Because to do stand-up comedy, it t...

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You know how hard it's been to write material? Because to do stand-up comedy, it takes time for the material to develop. So you'll come up with a joke, you'll tweak it, you'll work it for six months, you really fine tune it, and now you've got a good bit. Well, with Trump, every day there's something new coming out.

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Sie wissen, wie schwer es war, Material zu schreiben? Um Stand-up-Comedy zu machen, braucht es Zeit, bis sich das Material entwickelt hat. Sie werden also mit einem Witz aufwarten, ihn optimieren, Sie werden ihn sechs Monate lang bearbeiten, Sie passen wirklich gut an, und jetzt haben Sie ein gutes Stück. Nun, mit Trump kommt jeden Tag etwas Neues heraus.

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