Maz Jobrani - Coming from L.A. to D.C., I'm always impressed that in D.C., people are doing the ...

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Coming from L.A. to D.C., I'm always impressed that in D.C., people are doing the things that the people in L.A. are pretending to do. Whenever I'm in D.C., I ask people what they do, and they say, 'I'm with the agency, or I'm with State.' In L.A., I ran into a guy who said, 'I'm working on an audition for a guy who happens to be with an agency.'

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Von L.A. bis D.C. bin ich immer beeindruckt, dass Menschen in D.C. die Dinge tun, die die Leute in L.A. tun, als würden sie tun. Wann immer ich in DC bin, frage ich die Leute, was sie tun, und sie sagen: "Ich bin bei der Agentur oder ich bin bei State." In L. A. traf ich einen Mann, der sagte: "Ich arbeite an einem Vorsprechen für einen Mann, der zufällig bei einer Agentur ist."

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