Maz Jobrani - I don't know why, anytime you see a car filled with people, it's either Middle...

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I don't know why, anytime you see a car filled with people, it's either Middle Easterners or Mexicans. It's one of those two. Even for short trips, my dad would be like, 'Okay, everybody in the car.'

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich weiß nicht warum, jedes Mal, wenn Sie ein Auto voller Menschen sehen, handelt es sich entweder um Mittlerer Osten oder Mexikaner. Es ist einer von beiden. Selbst für kurze Reisen würde mein Vater sagen: "Okay, alle im Auto."

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