Maz Jobrani - Anyone who's gotten their passport in America will tell you, when you get it, it s...

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Anyone who's gotten their passport in America will tell you, when you get it, it still says what country you were born in. So I remember getting my American passport. I was like, 'Woo-hoo! I'm going to travel.' And I opened it up. It said, 'Born in Iran.' I'm like, 'Oh, come on, man!'

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Jeder, der seinen Pass in Amerika erhalten hat, wird es Ihnen sagen, wenn Sie ihn bekommen, sagt er immer noch aus, in welchem Land Sie geboren wurden. Ich erinnere mich also, dass ich meinen amerikanischen Pass bekommen habe. Ich war wie 'Woo-hoo! Ich werde reisen.' Und ich habe es geöffnet. Es sagte: "Im Iran geboren." Ich bin wie 'Oh, komm schon, Mann!'

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