Maz Jobrani - As a Middle Eastern male, I know there's certain things I'm not supposed to sa...

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As a Middle Eastern male, I know there's certain things I'm not supposed to say on an airplane in the U.S., right? I'm not supposed to be walking down the aisle, and be like, 'Hi, Jack.' That's not cool. Even if I'm there with my friend named Jack, I say, 'Greetings, Jack. Salutations, Jack.' Never 'Hi, Jack.'

Maz Jobrani

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Als Mann aus dem Nahen Osten weiß ich, dass es bestimmte Dinge gibt, die ich in einem Flugzeug in den USA nicht sagen sollte, richtig? Ich sollte nicht den Gang hinunterlaufen und wie "Hallo, Jack" sein. Das ist nicht cool. Selbst wenn ich mit meinem Freund namens Jack dort bin, sage ich: „Grüße, Jack. Anrede, Jack. ' Niemals "Hallo, Jack."

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