Maz Jobrani - I jokingly say that the enemies are children, you know. I always say, if you have youn...

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I jokingly say that the enemies are children, you know. I always say, if you have young kids, your whole goal from the moment they wake up is to make them tired. It's exhausting. Anybody who's got kids knows what I'm talking about.

Maz Jobrani

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich sage scherzhaft, dass die Feinde Kinder sind. Ich sage immer, wenn Sie kleine Kinder haben, ist es Ihr ganzes Ziel, sie müde zu machen, sobald sie aufwachen. Es ist anstrengend. Jeder, der Kinder hat, weiß, wovon ich rede.

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