Maria Bamford - My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. &...

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My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. 'Hey, listen, how's your plane? Did you land? Are you landing? Sweetie. Listen. We want to... ' The anxiety amps up exponentially as I get closer, and then I can't get out fast enough.

Maria Bamford

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Meine Mutter macht das immer wo, je näher ich nach Hause komme, desto mehr ruft sie an. 'Hey, hör mal, wie geht es deinem Flugzeug? Bist du gelandet Landest du? Schätzchen. Hör mal zu. Wir wollen ... “Die Angst steigt mit zunehmender Annäherung exponentiell an und ich komme nicht schnell genug heraus.

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