Maria Bamford - I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't...

Maria Bamford Zitate

I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't love you any less if you sit around all the time. In fact they might love you more, 'cos they always know where you're always going to be: you're always going to be laying in bed.

Maria Bamford

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe von meinen Haustieren gelernt, dass es in Ordnung ist, herumzusitzen, und die Leute lieben dich nicht weniger, wenn du die ganze Zeit nur herumgehst. Sie mögen dich vielleicht sogar mehr lieben, weil sie immer wissen, wo du immer sein wirst: du wirst immer im Bett liegen.

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