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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

Lynn Lavner

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Die Bibel enthält sechs Ermahnungen an Homosexuelle und 362 Ermahnungen an Heterosexuelle. Das bedeutet nicht, dass Gott Heterosexuelle nicht liebt. Sie brauchen nur mehr Aufsicht.

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