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One day, we had a layoff at my job. And I went to my boss, and I said, 'Please save someone else's job. This is a win-win situation for the company and me - and just lay me off.' I did that in around 2003, and I never looked back. I became a full-time comic.

Loni Love

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Eines Tages hatten wir bei meinem Job eine Entlassung. Ich ging zu meinem Chef und sagte: 'Bitte retten Sie den Job eines anderen. Dies ist eine Win-Win-Situation für das Unternehmen und mich - und entlasst mich einfach. ' Ich habe das im Jahr 2003 gemacht und habe nie zurückgeschaut. Ich wurde ein Vollzeit-Comic.

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