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Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.

Larry Miller

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Frauen sagen, dass sie auch sexuelle Gedanken haben. Sie haben keine Ahnung. Es ist der Unterschied zwischen dem Schießen einer Kugel und dem Werfen. Wenn sie wüssten, woran wir wirklich denken, würden sie niemals aufhören, uns zu schlagen.

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