Howie Mandel - You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice...

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You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent.

Howie Mandel

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Sie können nicht der Vater sein, der Ihr Kind mitnimmt, nachdem Ihre Frau gesagt hat: "Kein Eis", kauft das Eis und sagt: "Sag es deiner Mutter nicht." Sie bringen dem Kind bei, zu lügen - und den anderen Elternteil zu respektieren.

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