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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.

George Carlin

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Ich habe darüber nachgedacht, wie die Leute die Bibel viel mehr zu lesen scheinen, je älter sie werden. dann dämmerte es mir - sie drängen sich für ihre Abschlussprüfung.

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