Emo Philips - I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mo...

Emo Philips Zitate

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'

Emo Philips

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich habe mich einmal mit einem wirklich großen Kerl gestritten, und er sagte: "Ich werde den Boden mit Ihrem Gesicht wischen." Ich sagte: "Es wird dir leid tun." Er sagte: 'Oh, ja? Warum?' Ich sagte: "Nun, Sie werden nicht gut in die Ecken kommen können."

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