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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

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Ich habe einmal zwei Damen gehört, die sich immer wieder über die Schmerzen bei der Geburt unterhalten und wie Männer scheinbar nicht wissen, was echte Schmerzen sind. Ich fragte, ob einer von ihnen jemals in einen Reißverschluss geraten wäre.

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