Ed Helms - April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an ...

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April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.

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April ist Steuermonat. Wenn Sie Probleme bei der Abgabe Ihrer Steuern haben, sollten Sie einen Steuerberater einstellen. Sie geben Ihnen den gleichen Ratschlag, den sie Hunderten von Unternehmen gegeben haben - Steuern gelten für Douche-Taschen.

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