Anthony Jeselnik - In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and...

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In the second grade, I would just get bored and a joke would pop into my head and I would have to say it. It was almost like I had some brilliant novel in my head that I had to get down, and I would interrupt class all the time and get in trouble.

Anthony Jeselnik

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Deutsche Übersetzung

In der zweiten Klasse wurde mir einfach langweilig und ein Scherz fiel mir in den Kopf und ich müsste es sagen. Es war fast so, als hätte ich einen brillanten Roman im Kopf, den ich runterholen musste, und ich würde die ganze Zeit den Unterricht unterbrechen und in Schwierigkeiten geraten.

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