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I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. Tori Amos

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'

Les Dawson

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

Les Dawson

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Hubert H. Humphrey

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.

Jasper Carrott

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Hubert H. Humphrey

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

Phyllis Diller

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'

Les Dawson

Himanshu and I travel together whenever possible, but there are times when I like to travel with my mother and maasi. It is really shocking that trolls comment on that, too. They say 'Don't you get along with your mother-in-law that you don't take her along?' Now, who would accept such remarks about one's mother?

Amruta Khanvilkar

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

Jerome K. Jerome

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Josh Billings

A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.

Jaime Lerner

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'

Les Dawson

My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.

Patricia Heaton

The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.'

Lionel Richie

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.

Tori Amos

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

H. L. Mencken

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.

Les Dawson

I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff.

Seal

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Joan Rivers

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Henny Youngman

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

Les Dawson

My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies.

Lindsey Vonn

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time.

Gail Simmons

I think that what I do, in terms of how I craft my words rhetorically, is fairly simple stuff. I don't mean that to denigrate myself. I mean that in the sense of, when I write, the person that I keep in mind is my mother-in-law.

John Scalzi

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

Les Dawson

As one whose husband and mother-in-law have died the victims of murder and assassination, I stand firmly and unequivocally opposed to the death penalty for those convicted of capital offenses... An evil deed is not redeemed by an evil deed of retaliation.

Coretta Scott King

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.

Les Dawson

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved.

Josh Kopelman