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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

Tommy Cooper

Deutsche Übersetzung

Ein blinder Kerl geht mit einem Blindenhund in einen Laden. Er nimmt den Hund und schwingt ihn um seinen Kopf. Besorgt ruft ein Verkäufer: "Kann ich helfen, Sir?" "Nein, danke", sagt der Blinde. 'Gerade auf der Suche.'

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