Zitat des Tages von Dawn French:
I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.
Why would anyone want to be called a size zero or even aspire to being a zero? I don't even understand the thinking behind it, let alone the practicalities. What is all that about?
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.
Turning 50 can be difficult, sometimes dangerous, for women. The danger is in that blip that can come from the fact that you become invisible, and if you're not careful and don't embrace that, it can trip you up and you lose confidence.
I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first.
It was fantastic to work in Cornwall partly because my family live there so I was able to do lots of visiting and eat lots of cake. They live all over Cornwall and all over Devon.
I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine.
I've chosen to stay in a jolly place for most of my life, and that is a lot of who I am.
Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it.
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.
We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.
I am a kid in the dressing-up box at heart.
I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.
That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.
I'm known among my friends for saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes, but I have to get things out in the air.
I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim.
For me, whatever age or size I've been, I have rather liked myself. The shell is not the thing at all.
In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.
Why would I worry about getting older - what's to moan about?
The only time I did not know how to be, physically, was when I lost a lot of weight. That was the only time I didn't understand my body.
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.
I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we?
My daughter couldn't care less about me being famous. She finds it revolting and, like a lot of teenagers, is virtually allergic to me. That started at 12 and hasn't gone anywhere yet.
I think of myself now as a writer, although I wouldn't go as far as to say 'novelist' because that sounds like a Victorian person.
I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up.
I watch schlock telly. Like the 'Kardashians.' I love it. It's my guilty pleasure.
Other than my memory being a bit woolly and my knees being a bit creaky, I don't really think there's anything I can't do.