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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.

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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

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I'm a one-man idiot.

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Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

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I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.

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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

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Never put a sock in a toaster.

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I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

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I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

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Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

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