Zitat des Tages von Jimmy Fallon:
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed.
Everyone looks so much better when they smile.
You can't reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at 'Late Night,' we were trying to hire directors, and this guy was like, 'I see you behind a glass desk.' I don't. And he's like, 'Yeah, the glass desk.' I go, 'I don't really see me as a glass desk guy.'
I didn't act like I was there. I just got into the story.
People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn't the most popular kid. I wasn't the nerdiest kid. I was kind of in the middle.
You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up.
I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.
I like being absurd. Being silly.
The running across the field thing, that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.
I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I'm just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. 'What is that? What are you doing? Who is it? What's going' - you know, I just had that thing, when I grew up, I'd just start talking like people. You know, I always had that.
We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.
I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.
If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.'
'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'
Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.
They got a great performance from me. I was happy.
I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.
I just really don't like being the center of attention that much. It's kind of ironic.
Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.
There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.
We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, 'Thank you?'
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.
If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet.
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate.
I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do.
I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.