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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

Tommy Cooper

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Eine Frau sagt zu ihrem Arzt: "Ich habe einen schlechten Rücken." Der Arzt sagt: "Es ist alt". Die Frau sagt: "Ich möchte eine zweite Meinung." Der Arzt sagt: "Okay - du bist auch hässlich."

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