Lester Holt - On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still try...

Lester Holt Zitate

On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.

Lester Holt

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Bei mehr als einer Gelegenheit hat sich die Kamera nach einer Pause zu mir geschnitten, da ich immer noch versuche, den letzten Bissen Keks zu schlucken. Diejenigen von Ihnen, die an sich gedacht haben: "Dieser Kerl redet, als hätte er Murmeln im Mund", sollten wissen, dass sie keine Murmeln sind, sondern Haferkekse.

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