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One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.

Tommy Chong

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.

Tommy Chong

But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.

Tommy Chong

Once you're a felon you're a target.

Tommy Chong

They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.

Tommy Chong

Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world.

Tommy Chong

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

Tommy Chong

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material.

Tommy Chong

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.

Tommy Chong

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.

Tommy Chong

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.

Tommy Chong

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

Tommy Chong

The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord changes, and then we can do different tunes.

Tommy Chong

I'm as clean as a whistle.

Tommy Chong

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.

Tommy Chong

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

Tommy Chong

Music has always been a big part of Cheech & Chong's career, so it's just natural. You know, I was a musician before I met Cheech and had a record with Motown, and so I've got the cred.

Tommy Chong

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France.

Tommy Chong

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.

Tommy Chong

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.

Tommy Chong

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

Tommy Chong

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

Tommy Chong

Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'

Tommy Chong

Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.

Tommy Chong

Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations.

Tommy Chong

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.

Tommy Chong

The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career.

Tommy Chong

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.

Tommy Chong

When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.

Tommy Chong

Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.

Tommy Chong

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.

Tommy Chong

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

Tommy Chong

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

Tommy Chong

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The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.

Tommy Chong