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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
The core of my work is dedicated not to pleasing women, but to pleasing men. Men are like bulls. They cannot resist the red sole.
None of the characters I played was very close to me as a real person.
In every question and every remark tossed back and forth between lovers who have not played out the last fugue, there is one question and it is this: 'Is there someone new?'
If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.
How could they call him wacko? He's sold more records than anybody in history.
I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it.
I hardly ever go to parties. If I really have to, I'll go, but I'm not the most open person, which is sometimes not the best quality.
I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
