Every weekday morning, I picture my first paragraph while I hike with my dog Milo near Mulholland Drive, looking out over the San Fernando Valley. I edit the paragraph, then memorize it, so that when I get back home and sit down at my computer, the blank screen's tyranny lasts only a second or two. A brief reign!
I wasn't ready to be a dog's mother! Trust me, I'm completely unfit and irresponsible. I'm a comic that travels 48 weeks a year, but I make it work, so you can, too.
Certainly dog driving is the most terrible work one has to face in this sort of business.
Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
My pug dog, Princess , is something else; she's my baby. I've had her for about 14 and a half years. They usually don't live any longer than 15, but I don't believe that. As long as you treat them right, they will live a long time.
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.
Yeah, 'Feed the Dog' is just a really fun, teenage movie with Nat Wolff and Selena Gomez and all these other great people. It's just so silly-funny, and my character's super-fun.
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.
Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.
I remember as a little girl I could tell you the name of the dog next door, but I couldn't tell you the names of the kids. The dog was my best friend. I love animals. They give so much to you and demand so little.
The last dog I had was an Irish wolfhound - now that is a dog. Rather spoils a person for a lesser canine, that is, anything under a hundredweight.
Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.
The dog lives here, Pete. You're just visiting.
I've made a dog's breakfast of English history, geography, 'King Lear,' and the English language in general.
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.
If there is a less likely sight on this earth than Clint Dempsey, the Texas trailer-park kid, doing downward-facing dog poses, or the stalwart Michael Bradley deep breathing through a tree pose, I have yet to see it.
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.
Four years in the White House and two presidential campaigns is an awful long time. In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, six years off your life.
The Dalmatian breed of dog has many primitive characteristics.
It's funny to be playing a mom. I mean, I'm not a mom in real life. I don't even have a dog.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
There are more dog owners in America than there are conservatives.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
I could not write without my dog, Rhoda, a Lab-chow mix.
Yeah, you got the family dog and the white picket fence, and you just think that's all there is. Some of us had to grow up in poverty-stricken urban neighborhoods, and we just had to adapt to our environment. I know that it's wrong. But people act like it's some crazy thing they never heard of. They don't know.
My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself.
When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.
Did Superman really want to save the world, or did he just feel like he had to? Would he much rather be a farmer? Maybe. Would he much rather be hanging out with his dad and his mom and his dog? Probably.
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!
Someone told me a woman bought a dog so she could take it to the same park where I go running, but I'm hoping that's rubbish.
I think everybody must be aware that this society is a whole lot shakier now than it was before the war. I was trying to examine, in 'Dog Soldiers,' the process of that blow falling on America.
In business everyone is out to grab, to fight, to win. Either you are the under or the over dog. It is up to you to be on top.
