Zitat des Tages von Kinky Friedman:
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
We were a country band with a social conscience.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
I see an issue I like, and I support it.
I don't apologize to people with an agenda.
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.