The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.
People who are overweight don't want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we're fat. We live in homes with mirrors.
People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.
When you get fat, you get a new personality. You can't help it. Complete strangers ascribe it to you.
All evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.
When I was younger I was fat. I was never conscious of it and was content with who I was because I was so loved. My mother never told me to lose weight and my father doted on me, but my agent told me. I tried, but I loved Indian food too much.
Muscle and water is critical in burning fat.
That's what the gas is about, that's what the bloating is about and that's what the fat storage is about.
Today, 'fat' has become not a description of size but a moral category tainted with criticism and contempt.
Too fat, too thin, too loud, too quiet - I was never going to fit the standards others created for me. Instead of complying, I protested.
If you want to be famous because you do something well or badly, be it singing while fat or hitting balls of various shapes and hues, you have to be prepared to divulge. We live in the age of the chronic overshare.
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
When you're fat and comfortable, your music is going to sound fat and comfortable.
At the age of thirty-seven, I was fat, and since the age of thirty-eight, I have never been fat again. That's the whole idea of effective weight loss - it's permanent because it's part of your lifestyle and the way you think about yourself, with pride and a sense of accomplishment. The goal you achieve is your own - you own it.
If you're cooking and not making mistakes, you're not playing outside your safety zone. I don't expect it all to be good. I have fat dogs because I scrap that stuff out the back door.
Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
I dreamed: I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good.
There was a scene cut out of 'Big Fat Liar' (2002) where I had to wear a dress. This may sound kind of weird, but I really enjoyed shooting that scene.
If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!
I need to be fit and strong, and I don't want to carry any excess fat.
I realised after doing 'Tanu Weds Manu' that I had become fat and was not performing to the mark. I realised that I had become a terrible actor. I did 'Jodi Breakers,' which did not do well. So, I moved away from the film industry and lived with the common man to know where I was lacking and what do they want from an actor.
When you know what the male species is looking for - 'I'm not into a redhead,' 'I don't want a fat chick,' - I have to tell them that X won't date you unless you're this. I'm just the messenger.
Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish.
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat.
When you do 'Mad Fat Diary' or 'The Village,' you always learn about the particular time period, and that's always nice for an actor.
I'm an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content in ground meat in a burger and can actually name the temperature to which it was actually cooked to the degree if I'm, you know, really on my game.
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
After we have calmly stood by and allowed monopolies to grow fat, we should not be asked to make them bloated.
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.
I'm more hungry now than I was 11 years ago. Which is great because I see a lot of artists that have been out for a long period of time. They get kind of fat.
What I really want, what I always really want, is baked potato and grilled cheese. But then I'd be really fat.
I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
