Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.
I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
I was like, 'I want to start a blog to get my ideas out and keep my brain working so in five years I'm not an idiot.'
I try to create a challenge for myself in each book. And sometimes, believe me, I just kick myself afterwards, and say, 'Why on earth did you ever attempt this, you idiot!' But I'm always better for the experience.
For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of hair that I would sculpt into two horns. I looked like a crazy person.
I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time.
I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.
There's only one way we're going to change our political climate and ensure we establish some respect in our discourse. And that is to show there is a real price to pay for being a disrespectful partisan idiot.
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
We've got this cultural mentality that you've got to be an idiot to be a farmer.
What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because you can be with someone who's good-looking; if they open their mouths and they're an idiot, then they cease to be beautiful very quickly.
I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.
The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot.
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?
Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.
Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.
What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care.
Any idiot can throw together a program or report and shove it out, but to get the balance and to get the skill set, that is what they pay us for. They don't pay us to prattle on the television; anybody can do that.
In the '50s and '60s, a family's first child went into the priesthood, the second went into the military, and the third child was an idiot and wound up in advertising.
You can learn a lot from criticism if you can take what's constructive out of it. If you read a review that starts with, 'This person is an idiot; who do they think they are?', you're not going to learn anything from that.
I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.
I'm an idiot.
Oh, if I had been loved at the age of seventeen, what an idiot I would be today. Happiness is like smallpox: if you catch it too soon, it can completely ruin your constitution.
A good script is like a work of art in itself. I've read hundreds of scripts, and good ones are very rare. If the writer has something to say, and a voice, and a plot that matches character, and an emotional trajectory that works, then I'd be an idiot to fool around with it. It's just that few scripts ever are like that.
Just as performers, I think you'd be an idiot not to utilize YouTube.
I need to write a sitcom, but something with warmth, not one where the dad comes home and he's treated like an idiot.
I'd make a better U.S. president than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.
I spent the whole first year of my career just on my legs. If you have good legs under you, then you can punch. Anybody can stand and throw their hands and look like an idiot. If you actually want to learn how to punch, you have to work on being balanced on your legs and feeling your legs under you. Feel the ground.
Kissing scenes are never romantic or sexy. They're actually super technical, like, 'Move your head; you're blocking her light,' or, 'Stop looking like an idiot when you kiss her.'
Boxing's a sport that gives you licence to act like an idiot, I think.
