Victoria Moran - I see people having fits because their coffee is too hot or their baked potato is t...

Victoria Moran Zitate

I see people having fits because their coffee is too hot or their baked potato is too cold, or some random something is imperfect and somebody can be blamed for it. These people can fly off the handle and nobody says, 'Too much beef will do that to a person.' If it's a vegan: a clear case of alfalfa sprout poisoning.

Victoria Moran

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich sehe Leute, die Anfälle haben, weil ihr Kaffee zu heiß ist oder ihre Ofenkartoffel zu kalt ist oder etwas zufälliges Etwas unvollkommen ist und jemand dafür verantwortlich gemacht werden kann. Diese Leute können aus dem Griff fliegen und niemand sagt: "Zu viel Rindfleisch wird das einer Person antun." Wenn es ein Veganer ist: ein klarer Fall von Alfalfa-Sprossenvergiftung.

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