John Niven - I returned from my last L.A. visit to find myself tipping the scales like Homer Simpson...

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I returned from my last L.A. visit to find myself tipping the scales like Homer Simpson when he tries to gain enough weight to qualify as disabled to be allowed to work from home. All I was missing was his kaftan and Fat Guy Hat. So, I decided it was time to diet.

John Niven

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Deutsche Übersetzung

Ich kehrte von meinem letzten US-amerikanischen Besuch zurück und bemerkte, dass ich die Waage wie Homer Simpson kippte, als er versucht, genug zuzunehmen, um sich als behindert zu qualifizieren, um von zu Hause aus arbeiten zu dürfen. Alles was ich vermisste war sein Kaftan und Fat Guy Hat. Also entschied ich mich für die Diät.

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